Zapped!

Cruisin' for a bruisin'.

On Friday night in Houston, the cops shot some innocent white people down (with low-voltage tasers).

I, for one, will not abide by this outrageous treatment of white people. The boys in Two Gallants wasn't doing nothing wrong, just playing some good ol' time music, when the law brought the thunder down on their unkempt heads. Is a noise violation really breakin' the law? Ain't it my right to talk shit to the po-lease? Should be. I been watchin' Deadwood, sumbitches.

Thing is, I'm kinda confused like because I was on them Two Gallantses interweb site, and it's plain as day that they play that (c)rap music, so's they should expect the po-po's to be froggy when they come to town. I mean, dang, y'all named one song "Steady Rollin'" and 'nother "Las Cruces Jail"! I'm a rebel too, but I don't go around callin' what I do "crack bloggin'" or compare it to that gangbanger Warren G.

I reckon they should get that skinny fella to make a movie about this starring Bill Murray.

Aw hell, these boys are from San Fran-cisco. San Francisco?!

Assholes By Nature, "Fuck Wit Us". My favorite Houstonians, Z-Ro and Trae, wouldn't take shit like those California fancy boys.

Update: Some St. Lunatic's reaction to getting tasered 46 times: "My back is a mess."